These jokes are for environmental awareness. Please tell your friends and make your own to help others become more environmentally aware.


Knock Knock Jokes


Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Mother Earth

Mother Earth who?

Mother Earth you better open the door I'm getting heated.

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Global Warming

Global Warming who?

Global Warning that's who.

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Frog

Frog who?

You forgot me. Frogs are almost extinct.

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Frog

Frog who?

You forgot me. Frogs are almost extinct.

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Key.

Key, Who?

Key who you forgot in the door knob out here.

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Polar Bear

Polar Bear who?

Can you spare some ice?

Knock-knock jokes are typically all age friendly. Many knock-knock jokes are based on puns. Our knock-knock jokes try to not use puns since they are considered the cheapest form of laughs.

Knock-Knock Jokes are commonly the first type of jokes we hear and tell as youth. Knock-Knock Jokes are a wonderful way to share and communicate kindness and joy with others. Some of our knock-knock jokes try to tackle some important issues like the environment. The world isn't perfect and knock-knock jokes aren't either. However, if we can discover a smile and laugh, life can be much more enjoyable.

Why are some jokes funny while others fall flat? There are three major theories on humor. The first says that comedy comes from a joke’s ability to make us feel superior to others. The second theory states that jokes are funny if they are able to relieve tension. Finally, the third theory suggests that the most hilarious jokes are the ones that present us with an in-congruent situation.

Here are some examples:

Theory #1: I know plenty of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

Theory #2: A soldier got hit with mustard gas in battle, he came home and got pepper sprayed by the police; that makes him a seasoned veteran, I guess.

Theory #3: So I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He said, "Dummy, how about you stop going to those places.”

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